Feminist Apologia

We here at the lawyer writer feel bad. We feel bad for whoring ourselves out and plastering pictures of half-naked dimwits (except you, oh, angelina) on our blog just to get attention. It makes us feel like....Fox. Or People. However, it does seem to attract some attention, so we will make this promise to you: Approximately once a week, there will be a Gratuituous Celebrity Sex Entry (usually with Lesbian Overtones, but we make no promises). However, we will keep the date of the Entry to ourselves, forcing you all to read the good nutritious content we otherwise supply.

(For those of you wondering who "we" are--it's a toss-up between being a "Royal We" when we feel grandiose, and just referring to the multiple personalities wrestling in my head. Okay, mud-wrestling. You dirty people).